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Andrew V. Mason

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Cough cure Print E-mail
Wednesday, 20 April 2005

John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.

Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.

Just then a man came in coughing and he ask John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering Bob's warning he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once.

The customer did as John said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.

Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had transpired.

"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough syrup. I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once" John explained.

"Ex-Lax won't cure a cough!" Bob shouted angrily.

"Sure it will" John said, pointing at the man leaning on the lamp post.

"Just look at him. He's afraid to cough!"

Gethimoffameori'llsue Print E-mail
Wednesday, 20 April 2005

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman Pinscher.

Gum Crossing Print E-mail
Wednesday, 20 April 2005

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom.

Reaching the end of a job... Print E-mail
Tuesday, 19 April 2005

    Reaching the end of a jobinterview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for.

    "Inthe neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

   "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, fullmedical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company carleased every 2 years...say, a red Corvette?"

   "Wow! Are you kidding?"

   "Yeah, but you started it."

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