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Boy buying Condoms |
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Saturday, 02 July 2005 |
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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist." |
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Something to play with |
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Saturday, 02 July 2005 |
When I was growing up I was so poor if I wasn't a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
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Ture commitment |
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Saturday, 02 July 2005 |
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Where can you find a man who is truly committed? In a mental hospital.
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Texan Baby |
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Saturday, 02 July 2005 |
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A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and
announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas
baby, weighing a whopping twenty pounds. "WOW!" was the response from everyone at the bar.
Two weeks later the Texan returned to the bar. The bartender
recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the baby
that weighed twenty pounds at birth? How much does he weighnow?" The proud father answered, "10 pounds." The bartender said, "Why? I know that babies lose some
weight after birth, but ten pounds? He did weigh twenty
pounds, didn't he? What happened? The proud Texas father said, "Just had him circumcised!" |
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