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Sticky & Wet |
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Saturday, 30 April 2005 |
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What goes in hard and comes out sticky and wet? Bubble gum, you sicko! |
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Let the Trucker Sleep |
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Saturday, 30 April 2005 |
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After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab. "Can you tell me the time, please?" asks a jogger. "Yeah, it's 4:30," answers the trucker. He falls asleep again, but he is awoken again by another jogger who wants to know the time. "It's 4:40!" yells the trucker. Deciding to really try to sleep a little, he writes on a piece of paper: I DON'T KNOW THE TIME. He sticks the paper in his windshield. But he is awoken again. 'It's 5:25," says another jogger. |
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Grandma's Nuts |
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Saturday, 30 April 2005 |
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A guy goes to visit hisgrandmother and he brings his friend with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, hisfriend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finished them off. As they'releaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says" Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off them. |
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Donations To The Preacher |
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Saturday, 30 April 2005 |
After the church service, a little boy told the pastor he was going to give him a lot of money when he grew up.
''Well, thank you,'' the pastor replied, ''but why?''
''Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had!'' |
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