Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming: "My penis just died, my penis just died!"

The nurses calm him down,and he goes back to his room. The next day, grandpa is running around again with his privates hanging out, so the nurse asks him: "I thought you said yesterday that your penis died. What happened?"

Grandpa replies: "Yes, it did... but today is the viewing!"