A certain awkwardness marks the use of borrowed thoughts; but as soon as we have learned what to do with them, they become our own.
Emerson
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Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."
Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"
"No," says Monica. "Mustard!"