To care for wisdom and truth and improvement of the soul is far better than to seek money and honor and reputation.
Socrates
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Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."
Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"
"No," says Monica. "Mustard!"