The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward
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The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager screwing his secretary.
He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."