Politeness is like an air cushion:There may be nothing in it, but it eases our jolts wonderfully.
Samuel Johnson
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The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager screwing his secretary.
He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."