There is a great deal of difference between the eager man who wants to read a book, and the tired man who wants a book to read.
G.K.Chesterton
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A guy ordered a pizza, and Luigi behind the counter asked him if he wanted his pizza in 4 slices or 8.
"Better make it four, 'cause I really can't finish 8 slices."
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