I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.
Molly Ivins
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen... Always say, "I am".
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet".