In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
Daniel L. Reardon
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A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
"What about the other one?"
"They called back."