Two zebras pondering

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Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with whitestripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don'tknow. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he didand God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the otherzebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You arewhat you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with blackstripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."